Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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