whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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