All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Couch. On fire.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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