i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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