I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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