My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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