And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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