im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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