Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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