All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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