just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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