Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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