were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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