Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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