i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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