To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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