She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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