school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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