Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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