I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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