I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
