I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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