why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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