Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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