You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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