I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
