But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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