I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?