fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!