he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.