The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Randomize