I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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