I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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