About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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