Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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