why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Houston, we have a blender
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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