im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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