Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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