he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.