i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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