what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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