She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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