Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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