Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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