I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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