The maid of honor just puked.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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