remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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