Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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