SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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