It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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