If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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