He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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