Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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