why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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