I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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