I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
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he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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