please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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