Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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