I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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