I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
This baby is an asshole
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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